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I'm Eating Cheesecake Obama, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT
A lot of us know what cold weather and holidays bring - a widening waistline and a tendency to gravitate to comfort food for that lovely fat layer our cave ancestors needed when dinosaur hunting in the snow was problematic. Stupid fat cells.
Normally when spring temperatures roll around my thoughts turn to salads, smoothies and marathon bike rides to get as lean and mean as possible for a 62-year-old endomorph. But not this year.
As I write this, a Chocolate Espresso Cheesecake goes through its paces in the oven, and a big slab of Prime Rib with Mashed Potatoes and mixed vegetables is on tap for dinner. What happened to a nice dinner salad with tuna and a cup of tea? It's freaking MARCH already body, what's up?
The election, that's what, and it's all Obama's fault.
How dare he think of running for President, knowing he would have to pull a Jackie Robinson and be vilified by Angry Republican White Men, men who made no bones about declaring from Day One they would not cooperate with that colorful gentleman in the Oval Office. Stupid Republicans.
Like my Neanderthal fat cells, these retro jerks still operate under the assumption they can stonewall with impunity and forget about the widening gap and frustration of the rank and file as they watch nothing get done, and their President garner precious little respect. Thanks a lot Obama.
Now anarchy has broken out in the Republican Party, and Vulture Opportunist Trump is slurping up the spoils. I haunt the Internet while I snack nervously on potato chips and eschew my usual workouts, hoping against hope that Life as I know it will somehow, magically, return to normal.
Why couldn't Obama leave well enough alone and let the molten lava of racism and bigotry percolate just below the surface, as long as there's a nice white man in the White House?
Now either Hillary or The Red-Faced Man will likely inhabit the White House next January, and we know what that means. Either Angry Republican White Men will stonewall the person with the vagina for four years, or the rank and file will revolt when they realize how, well, revolting AND dangerous The Red-Faced Man is, and how little he cares for their needs and concerns.
I see a lot of cheesecake in my future. And elastic waistbands.
3/1/2016
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